#include <iostream> int main(int, char **) { std::cout << “Hello World” << std::endl; return 0; } I guess it has to start somewhere. Fully cognizant of the risk of forever losing most potential readers less than 10 characters into a…

I had a worse morning than you. No, really. I did. Unless you died, in which case you aren’t reading this, my morning was at least 100x worse than yours. Keep in mind: the tale you are about to read…

“Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth.” — Lou Gehrig, farewell speech at Yankee Stadium, July 4, 1939 “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck!” — me, farewell speech at Northbrook Softball Field #28, July 13,…